About Priapus Pines

Priapus Pines is a clothing-optional campground for adult men (you must be at least 21.) Located on 60 acres of rural timberland in south-central Illinois, Priapus Pines provides a relaxing, intimate, and natural environment for your camping enjoyment. We are a CAMPGROUND, a place to get away from the sounds and trappings of the city. Leave your cares and your clothing behind - relax and enjoy! Unlike many larger campgrounds we attract a warm, friendly, non-judgemental, and congenial group of men.
    Location:
  • South-Central Illinois Just 10 miles off a major interstate highway (I-57)
  • About a 1.5 hour drive east of St. Louis
  • Only a 5 hour drive south of Chicago
  • Nearby recreational areas for fishing and boating
      • Camping Facilities:
  • Primitive (no electric) tent sites nestled in the woods
  • RV sites with electrical hook-up (50/30 amp)
  • Available water to fill your tank
  • Campsites with fire rings & picnic tables
  • Septic dump station
  • Port-a-potties
  • Outdoor showers - Now with HOT water!
  • Campground store stocked with many necessities
  • Firewood
  • Ice
      • Additional Features:
  • Hiking trails
  • Communal playroom with videos & sling (Gloryholes coming soon!)
  • In-ground pool, large sun deck, & 7-man hot tub access
  • Volleyball Set
  • Horse Shoe Game
  • Washer Toss Game
  • Cards & Dice
  • Fishing & boating at nearby Sam Dale Lake, Stephen A. Forbes State Park, Rend Lake, Lake Carlyle
  • Antique shops in nearby Dix, Salem, Odin, Mt. Vernon, Centralia
  • Sager farms in Kell with fresh strawberries, peaches, apples, etc.
  • Convenient to Penny's Cafe in Iuka - open for breakfast & lunch
  • Close to Biggies Cafe - open for breakfast, lunch, & dinner
  • Try The Leaky Bucket in Stephen Forbes State Park with their popular weekend all-you-can-eat specials.
  • Cactus Jack's Burrito Shack in Bluford & Mt. Vernon - open for lunch, & dinner

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